scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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