Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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