Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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