So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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