Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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