I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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