Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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