I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
