Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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