I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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