Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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