Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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