no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
nutella sex= disaster
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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