I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
This girl is more easily done than said...
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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