Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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