WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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