I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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