omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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