Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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