so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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