In the future we'll all be gay
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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