Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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