Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(765): View more from Indiana

just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself

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(917): View more from New York City

Where you at

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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?

(917): View more from New York City

Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.

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(904): View more from Florida

There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?

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(906): View more from Michigan

i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?

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(410): View more from Maryland

sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot

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(904): View more from Florida

I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"

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(813): View more from Florida

And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit

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