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  (308): View more from Nebraska

  Without porn, I would have few hobbies.

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  (308): Without porn, I would have few hobbies. http://tfl.nu/e9r7
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  (706): View more from Georgia

  If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore

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  (706): If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore http://tfl.nu/b6gx
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  (972): View more from Texas

  If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.

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  (972): If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works. http://tfl.nu/grey
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.

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  (301): I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy. http://tfl.nu/8tq8
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god

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  (304): Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god http://tfl.nu/7ezr
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  (519): View more from Ontario

  and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?

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  (519): and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra? http://tfl.nu/qq09
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone

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  (216): he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone http://tfl.nu/anp6
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  (909): View more from California

  i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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  (909): i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life http://tfl.nu/pypl
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  (631): View more from New York

  Crying in the liquor store is not a good look

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  (631): Crying in the liquor store is not a good look http://tfl.nu/r8cz
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  (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.

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  (541): I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true. http://tfl.nu/xlw0
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  (718): View more from New York

  I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"

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  (718): I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch" http://tfl.nu/8il5
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus

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  (540): why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus http://tfl.nu/csxp
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  (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.

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  (305): I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night. http://tfl.nu/aqrx
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  (585): View more from New York

  I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college

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  (585): I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college http://tfl.nu/rz61
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  (845): View more from New York

  There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional

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  (845): There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional http://tfl.nu/lf32
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