I am in a vortex of obligation.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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