I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
True strength comes from lack of pants