yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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