I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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