I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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