With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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