didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
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mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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