Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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