Everything about him screamed your future.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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