Your tits are I can't wait for
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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