yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm always down for nudity.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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