Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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