That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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