R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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