"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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