From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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