we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize