I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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