real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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