i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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