I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
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I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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