I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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