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Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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