just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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