David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
You can't just leave with hair like that
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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