Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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