And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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