Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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