I'm so fucking centered right now
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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