talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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