I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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