no. you can't hotbox the world.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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