Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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