we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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