I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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