I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Do plants get herpes?
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